thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
