he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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