Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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