Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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