found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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