I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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