actually, I'm a sock model
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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