I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
BRING THE BAGELS
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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