normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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