Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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