My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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