Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize