Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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