All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
dude. I can hear the air.
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