Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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