Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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