you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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