Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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