I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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