bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
