I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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