But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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