but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
