READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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