Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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