you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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