I think I am morally bankrupt
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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