im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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