If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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