she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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