Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
only if we run a train.
done.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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