soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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