no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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