That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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