i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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