Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
