Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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