did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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