there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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