I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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