i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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