Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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