Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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