I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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