So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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