My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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