Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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