o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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