The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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