I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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