I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
the liver wants what the liver wants
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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