I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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